(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I got my paycheck recently, teacher.
I'm going to give my parents some pocket money.
I'm not sure if I should I give them in $10 bills,
in $50 bills,
or in gift certificates.
That's why I mixed these 3 methods!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Ten dollars, fifty dollars, gift certificate...
Fifty dollars, ten dollars, gift certificate!
Fif-ten-gift!
When giving pocket money, fif-ten-gift!
My money!
Everyone!
Fif-ten-gift!
My money... I just can't help it.
Teacher, I saw a thrilling horror movie recently.
Really?
There were many of scary scenes.
There was a knife fight.
There was a murder.
And there was a chase.
I mixed all 3 of those scary scenes.
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Knife fight, murder, chase...
Murder, knife fight, chase!
Mur-knife-chase.
So scary! Mur-knife-chase!
1 million volts! Mur-knife-chase!
Everyone!
Mur-knife-chase!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Pika, pika.
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who came up with wedding invitations?
What's wrong with wedding invitations?
I spent all my money.
One day, I went to a friend's birthday party.
He gave out wedding invitations!
That's why I went to his wedding,
sang there with my friends, got some food
and I got another wedding invitation!
Congratulations. Who are you marrying?
My friends are marrying each other.
I had to pay both of them gift money!
After that day, I got invited to another wedding!
I didn't go.
But then, I got a mobile wedding invitation!
From now on, I'll only hang out with married friends.
Hey, good to see you.
I got an invitation for his second wedding!
I've spent so much money on wedding so far.
I can't take it anymore!
So I decided to confess my love to a female friend.
I took her to a nice restaurant
and we ordered some nice wine.
My female friend gave me a wedding invitation!
Who came up with wedding invitations?
Alright, go sit down.
I'll be back next time!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
What's this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation.
I'm Jeong Jinha.
Who's going to be responsible for this outfit?
Right. Why are you dressed like this?
- Mr. Kim, hear me out. / - Okay.
I run a zoo.
And this guy keeps throwing trash at our bears.
Oh, no.
That's why I hid in the bear cage
to catch this guy.
So what happened?
I got into a fight with 8 bears.
This isn't makeup.
They beat me up.
I guess I look cute though.
Tourists throw bread at me when I dress like this.
Then I pick that up
and I have to give it to the bears.
I'm 40 years old and I'm being bullied by bears.
Even the baby bear bosses me around.
Isn't the baby bear cute though?
- Do you know the "3 Bears" song? / - Yes.
It goes like this.
♪ Daddy bear is fat ♪
♪ Mommy bear is slim ♪
♪ Baby bear... ♪ Is violent!
He's 140kg!
How is that cute?
I was dressed like this and I didn't get to eat all day.
Then the boss bear tossed me two apples.
I was so touched and I was about to bite into one.
He told me to juggle the apples!
I had to juggle 8 times for an hour each!
I put on the show
and people clapped for the boss bear!
The nation should get rid of the boss bear's bullying!
Or find the person that's throwing trash!
Find him!
Alright, you can go now.
- Can I sit here for a bit? / - Why?
If I go back now, I have to juggle again.
You can sit there.
- I bet studying is tiring. / - Yes.
- How about a break? / - Yes!
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
We have homework due today.
Oh, right.
Take your homework out. Who didn't do it?
- Me. / - What?
1, 2.
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng.
Geez, I can't believe this.
Are you proud of forgetting your homework? Be quiet.
Zip.
Why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher, I need a beating to focus.
- Please hit me. / - What?
I don't have anything to hit you with.
I've prepared a stick.
It's going to hurt if I hit you with this.
- Teacher, as the old say goes... / - What?
One stick can be broken easily.
But if you put several of them together,
they can still be broken easily.
Oops, nothing to hit me with. I'll sit down.
Get back here, get back here!
You'd better be quiet!
Zip!
What's wrong with you, Yamsaeng?
Teacher, are you okay?
I'm sick right now,
but I came to school to teach you kids.
Why won't you listen to me?
Teacher, I already know.
This is a duck down jacket.
Thanks.
You should buy one.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Geez...
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
Not bad.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to move to the country and be a farmer.
I'll totally have swag as a farmer.
What will you do as a farmer?
First, I'll have a swag-snack before working.
Some swag-white banquet noodles-swag.
And I'll also chase away birds with a scarecrow.
Swag-sparrows.
Swag-migratory birds.
This is a swag-crow.
And I'll also shoot a commercial
with this rice and shovel.
What kind of commercial?
I'll dig up everything for you with this shovel.
What? You don't want that?
That makes me shovel.
How about this?
♪ Cut them, cut them, cut them, we're still awkward ♪
♪ Cut them, cut them, cut them, I'm still farming ♪
If you want to be a farmer, follow, follow me.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This compost sack...
Will become my tail.
And these gourds...
Will become my eyes.
Lastly, these sickles...
Will be my praying mantis front legs.
Don't I look like Mantis from "Kung Fu Panda?"
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
We'll start the performance now!
He's like a mantis!
"Kung Fu Panda!"
Swag, swag, swag!
This is totally swag.
Good job. Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today, Seongwon.
Alright.
Do you all remember Korea making the top 4...
- In the 2002 World Cup? / - Of course.
I'll talk about the important people from that time.
Alright.
- We had a great manager. / - Right.
- And great players. / - Yeah.
And he made our players into national athletes.
This athlete maker.
Come on... This is...
Why is this job called an athlete maker?
He made the players into national athletes.
Athlete maker.
Oh, come on!
Don't you know Athlete Maker Park Hangseo?
Oh, geez...
Everyone here calls him something else.
- No, it's athlete maker. / - You know this.
- No... / - Just say it.
- Don't say it. / - Hurry.
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
- Don't! / - Don't say it! No!
Don't!
Coach!
C-O-A-C-H! Coach!
- Basketball coach. / - Yeah!
American football offensive and defensive line coach.
Chicken coach.
Coach paste stew.
Korea's traditional game.
What game?
The hibiscus coach has bloomed.
A Seollal song.
♪ Coach, coach, Seollal was yesterday ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English!
Why make things so complicated? Just say coach.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Thank you!
Now...
I'll talk about the animals...
- You can see at the zoo. / - Alright.
- Monkey. / - Right.
- Tiger. / - Yes.
Big nose.
Who calls that a big nose?
It's a big nose.
It does have a big nose, but that's not the right term.
Huge nose?
- Just say it. Stop pretending. / - Big nose...
- Just say it. / - No.
- You know this. / - No...
- No! / - Don't use English!
- You said no English! / - Don't!
- No! / - Don't!
- Don't! / - You can't!
Koala!
K-O-A-L-A! Koala!
Victorian koala.
Isolated gray thick fur New South Wales koala.
Koala-mansi.
Totally koala.
Kim Yuna's koala show.
Hong Jinyoung's song.
♪ Good-koala ♪
♪ Please forget me ♪
That's enough! Class is over!
- Everyone, bye-bye! / - Bye-bye!
(Two Job Republic)
So, this is the restaurant in Two Job Republic.
- Hello. / - Yes, hello.
- Let me show you your seat. / - Oh, thank you.
- Let me get you some bread. / - Alright.
What?
What the... What are you doing?
I'm a restaurant employee...
- And a juggler. / - What?
Enjoy.
Are you kidding me?
This is unsanitary!
Forget these. I'll have some pasta and a steak.
Sure.
- Sir, here's your steak. / - Oh, yes.
- That looks good. / - Enjoy.
What's with this guitar?
- Oh, this guitar? / - Yes.
A really famous guitarist in our country
played this guitar.
It's worth around $200,000.
If you look at the back, it's autographed...
What are you doing?
I'm a chef and
the lead singer for a heavy metal group!
What are you doing?
I was cleaning your dirty table.
You made it even worse!
You got hair on my steak!
- Should I get you a clean one? / - Yes.
If you want a clean one, make some noise!
- Why would you throw this? / - It's an apron.
- So you don't get food on your clothes. / - Oh, an apron.
- I'll get you a new one right away. / - Yes.
Geez...
I have your pasta and a new steak.
What?
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Enjoy.
Are you kidding me? I can't eat this!
- Man, I'm so annoyed. / - Sir.
I'm the owner of this restaurant.
Is there a problem, sir?
What's wrong with your employees?
They can't even serve food properly.
I'm so sorry.
- This wine is on us. / - Okay.
- I'll get your table cleaned right away. / - Okay.
Find one seat! Move it!
- Yes! Yes! / - What are you doing?
I'm a restaurant owner and a host for event games!
Geez...
I'll get you some new food right away.
Let's keep it simple then.
- I'll have a sa... / - La...
- D. / - Sa...
- La... / - D.
- D. / - D?
- What now? / - You lose!
Why would you hit me with a rubber mallet?
We use this to call on the employees.
Don't be ridiculous!
Look.
- Here's your bread. / - What?
Alright.
- Have some bread. / - They're cream puffs.
- Cream? / - Yes.
Everybody, scream!
Forget this! Would you stop that?
Geez, I'm just going to go home.
- The exit is that way. / - Okay.
But I can't just let you leave!
- You have to limbo your way out! / - What?
What are you doing?
Geez, what was that about?
- You can't lie down here. / - Geez...
- What now? / - Rolling show!
What is this? What is this?
What's going on?
Oh, come on!
What is this?
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How is our Growing Milk commercial going?
Good, sir. Manager Jeong has it ready for us to see.
- Okay, okay. / - Let's go see it.
Alright.
- Oh! Hello, Mr. Advertiser! / - Hey.
- How's the commercial going? / - Great.
Milk is all about making you strong.
Quiet, quiet, quiet.
Let's just watch it.
- Alright, let's see it. / - Yeah.
Help me, Superman!
Watch out!
- Superman, are you okay? / - I'm fine.
If you drink Growing Milk, it doesn't hurt at all.
Growing Milk!
That was pretty good.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
That was a pretty good piece of trash.
You put a lot of work into it.
Let's make this bigger.
- Okay? Make it bigger. / - Alright.
- Use bigger models? / - Right.
- I can do this. Let's watch. / - Good. Okay.
Help me, Superman.
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I'm fine! That didn't hurt at all!
- Growing Milk! / - Milk!
I said to make it bigger.
You just made the casts bigger.
They really fill up the screen.
Nobody would drink milk
if it made you that big!
Forget this.
Let's upgrade the casts.
- Oh, upgrade the models? / - Right, right.
- I can do that. Let's watch. / - Alright.
Let's see it.
I could dunk if I was a bit taller.
Gosh... I want to grow taller.
How do we get taller?
Do you want to get taller?
Everybody!
Sing along!
♪ I, I, I, I ♪
♪ Want to be tall ♪
♪ If I was tall, if I was tall, if I was tall ♪
- ♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes ♪ / - 160cm!
- ♪ Even when I'm on a hill ♪ / - 160cm!
Hey, hey!
Hold on.
Did you just hear singing?
I heard it too.
Who was singing?
Maybe a ghost!
Hey... A ghost?
- What do you mean? / - Who just said that?
I heard it too!
- Who was it? / - Who was it?
- A ghost! / - A ghost!
What is this?
Those guys aren't used to looking down.
1, 2...
♪ I, I, I, I ♪
♪ Want to be tall ♪
♪ Growing Milk, Growing Milk, Growing Milk ♪
- Very nice. / - Good.
That was perfect.
Wasn't that great?
Perfect for making us bankrupt!
Our company will go under!
Why would you use Lee Sugeun like that?
Think about it.
We'll make it global.
For the international market.
- Global... Make it global? / - Yeah!
- Alright! Let's see it. / - Alright.
So, you're Lee Sugeun the top martial artist?
- Yeah! / - Yeah.
- That's! / - That's, that's...
- Me! / - Me, me.
The top martial artist.
- I accept your challenge! / - I accept your challenge!
Try to stop my sword!
Wow, this thing keeps going.
I didn't grow from drinking milk.
Did my sword grow instead?
My gosh!
Wow! Growing Milk!
Was that Chinese?
You call that Chinese?
Imagine if I was a Chinese person.
Sir, you're Chinese?
Hello.
Have you eaten yet?
Do you want to make a bet whether
this commercial will do well or not?
- A bet? / - Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Did I mishear?
Something about a bet.
- I know I heard right. / - Well...
Don't, Jaegwan. You're just starting to do well.
You'll get in big trouble.
- You'll have to give up on your hobbies. / - Alright.
Don't even joke about betting.
Alright, alright.
You have to be careful.
Let's keep that in mind.
I'd like our commercial
to have some singing.
Like a hook song.
A catchy hook song that'd get the consumers
to buy our product!
- A commercial with a song! / - Right!
I can do that! Let's see it!
♪ You are my everything ♪
♪ Our fate falls like... ♪
♪ Stars ♪
♪ After I met... ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ Inside my memories... ♪
♪ That have stopped ♪
♪ The only thing is... ♪
♪ Milk ♪
Hold on. What's with this crowd?
I want everyone
to get excited and have fun.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Starting with this side.
Make some noise.
This side, make some noise.
Back row.
Make some noise.
Everyone!
Make some noise.
♪ Milk my... ♪
♪ You are my ♪
♪ Everything ♪
Thank you!
That's such an outdated skit.
It started in January 2006 and ended in July.
I'll tell you when your life ends.
October 21st, 2018.
Your life ends today.
I'm not doing this commercial. Forget this!
Hey, hey, hold on.
You're not doing the commercial?
I prepared so much for this.
You promised you'd let me do the commercial.
I can't believe this.
Hey... Geez... I'll make sure I do this commercial.
Let's get something finalized.
You think I came alone?
Prepare to be surprised.
Do you really think I came here alone?
Don't be shocked.
My eternal partner!
Hodong!
Sugeun! Sugeun!
Sugeun!
Sugeun! Sugeun!
Sugeun!
Sugeun, where are you? Sugeun!
Sugeun!
Sugeun! Sugeun!
Hodong!
Hello, everyone!
- Hodong! / - Yeah?
Are you happy to be on Gag Concert?
Are you happy?
Yeah!
Are you really happy?
Yeah!
(Refreshing Statements)
This is great!
My goodness! It's so nice to go to Seoul!
This feels like a real outing!
Geez, so noisy.
Hold on.
We should have some snacks on the train.
What did you bring?
I boiled up some snow crab.
My gosh!
That'll go perfect with this pork hock.
I packed dried squid!
Geez, am I at a market?
Let's eat. Give me some.
Hold on.
Did the food go bad? It smells like feet.
My gosh! Whose feet are these?
My gosh!
I'll say something.
Mister, I'm sorry...
But your feet really stink.
Lady, I'm sorry...
But your breath smells worse.
Shut your mouth
or put my foot in your mouth.
I'm sure my foot smells better.
My goodness!
- Gosh... / - Goodness...
Mister, you went a bit too far!
You should apologize!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I apologize. Let's shake on it.
Gosh, so disgusting.
Hold on.
- Mister, come here. / - Geez...
Get over here, fool!
Fool? Fool?
Fool?
Are you kidding me?
Hold on.
You've been drinking, mister.
You reek of booze.
This is a public place.
You can't put your feet on our seat.
It's not like we asked a big favor.
We just asked you to put your feet down.
Did we ask you to wash your feet
or get a pedicure?
Did we ask you to file your feet?
We just asked you to move your stinky feet.
You didn't have to be so mean! Is it that hard?
We're trying to have fun here
and you're ruining things with your stinky feet.
I should cut your feet off!
Geez...
The mouth on this lady.
Geez, did you get too much sun
while you were sitting by the window?
You're being completely ridiculous.
Of course my feet smell like feet.
They wouldn't smell like an arm pit.
Your dried squid stinks worse than my feet.
I have two legs, but that squid has ten.
It really stinks.
The smell is making me sober up.
Maybe I need to yell at you more.
If you had a drink, stop arguing with me and sleep!
How can I sleep?
You ladies brought all that stinky food.
This is a train, not a buffet!
If you want to eat,
eat at home or go to a restaurant!
You're here eating crab legs, squid legs and pork hocks.
Is this a leg enthusiast club?
And now you want to tear my legs off.
If you keep eating those legs,
I'll make sure you won't have legs to walk on!
I thought your feet were foul. Your mouth is foul too.
Don't you know that you're in the wrong?
Where are you coming up with this nonsense?
You're drunk and
you're picking a fight with me.
According to criminal law article 3 clause 20,
if you're disruptive to other people
by being loud or drunk at a place
where many people gather
like on a train, vehicle or boat,
you can be fined up to $100
or be imprisoned.
According to the railway safety laws,
you can be fined up to $5,000.
So don't be drunk and argue with me.
Sit down and go to sleep!
Go to sleep?
Geez... Lady, I should slap you
until you fall like the leaves.
You should go to sleep!
You're louder than this train.
You know how loud you were?
I heard everything you ladies were saying!
That one.
That lady lied to her husband
that she's going to a funeral,
but she's going to see the foliage.
Brush the leaves off before you go home.
Don't let your husband see them.
And this lady is still unmarried.
She hopes she'll meet a man while hiking.
Who would go hiking in heels and makeup?
And you went through your husband's phone
and saw that he's going hiking with another woman,
so you're going to spy on him! I heard everything!
Mister, why were you eavesdropping?
Why did I hear all that so clearly?
Are you going to be on "Show Me the Money?"
Mister, I'll make your face red like the foliage.
Why are you so shameless?
Shameless people like you
that never admit they're wrong,
insist their seat is 10A in car 9
when their seat is actually 10A in car 8.
You shameless jerk!
And if you keep picking a fight with me,
you might end up in jail.
Want to eat prison food?
Wow, you packed prison food too?
Is this a train or a food truck?
Let me get some then.
Why? So you can start drinking again?
If you like drinking so much,
just have it injected into your vein!
I'll check on your IV every 3 minutes.
Maybe I should fight you after having a drink!
Want me to transform like in "Train to Busan?"
I'll slap you before you transform!
Hit me! Hit me!
- You think I won't? / - Hit me!
♪ When the rainy wind starts to calm ♪
Is there a problem, sir?
Weren't you two fighting?
We packed plenty of food!
♪ You came from across the sea ♪
(How Awkward)
We haven't had a team dinner in a long time.
Sora, does anyone at the company give you trouble?
Tell me if there's anyone like that.
I'll really yell at them.
How awkward.
He gives me the most trouble.
Alright, everyone. Forget about being polite!
Let's all speak informally!
How awkward.
He's a new employee.
Are you drunk?
- I'm sorry. / - What was that?
Alright, this old CEO should get going now.
You youngsters have a good time.
- Bye. / - Bye.
How awkward.
He's just the owner of this bar.
What was that?
Take a look at this!
The CEO gave this to us for our team dinner!
How awkward.
It's a letter.
"To my beloved employees, have fun."
How awkward.
(Love Ladder)
Hello.
- We're pro daters, Seo Taehun... / - And Lee Sejin.
Hello, I'm a former dating pro
that's now retired. I'm Yoo Minsang.
Sorry, but you were forced out of the game.
- No, I retired. / - Former pro? No way.
Hello.
My wife changed my life. I'm Park Yeongjin.
How nice.
- Hold on. / - Very nice.
Be honest.
I bet you want to go back to being single.
Don't be ridiculous.
- Really? / - Be honest.
I bet you want to get married.
- Should I really be honest? / - Yes.
No! No!
- What? / - No!
- We'll teach you how. Sit down. / - Sit down.
I almost said yes.
Anyone can date.
Just listen to us.
That's right.
Men and women are very different.
You might think that you're quite the catch,
but men and women are very different.
That's why we prepared this.
This is when women think they're a catch.
3rd.
- When they wear high heels. / - High heels.
Really high heels.
The higher the heels,
the more confident the woman feels.
And women consider their height in heels
as their actual height.
- Really? / - Is that true?
You agree, right? Some women think that.
Alright, let's see 2nd.
When they take selfies.
- Right. / - We're going to talk about this.
They think the best photo out of 1,000 attempts
is how they actually look.
What? Really?
Some people can relate to this.
Alright, let's see 1st.
- No makeup. / - No makeup?
Girls have a lot of confidence
in how they look without makeup.
But...
Nobody has seen their face without makeup.
Then why?
There's a good reason. What do you think it is?
I see. Then...
- What about men? / - Men.
This is when a man thinks he's a catch.
3rd.
- Follow back. / - Follow back.
When you follow a pretty girl you don't know
and she follows you back!
- This really inflates our ego. / - It happens.
But that pretty girl is posting
the best photos out of thousands of attempts.
You can't find that girl in real life.
She doesn't exist.
Let's look at 2nd.
- 2nd. / - 2nd is...
After showering.
When a man looks in the mirror after a shower.
Guys, you dry your hair in front of the mirror
and then you go...
- Then you start shadow boxing. / - Right.
They do that.
Here's an important point.
The more steamy the mirror is,
the more confident the guy feels.
The soft filter effect.
Let's take a look at 1st.
1st is...
- Friend. / - Friend?
All guys think
they're better looking than their friend.
- It's true. / - Yeah.
Allow me to introduce...
My good friend.
But this guy also thinks
he's better looking than the other guy.
My friend!
- Hey. / - Yeah?
- Always stay by my side. / - Let's be friends forever!
Oh, stop it.
This is why I recruited these guys for my skit.
What are you laughing at?
Sit down!
People, don't worry about that stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
You don't need to be a couple.
Single people can do
everything that couples do.
Except for this.
There are a lot of products for couples online,
but not much for single people.
That's why I came up with something.
I call it goods for singles.
- Goods for singles? / - This is going to be a hit.
What do couples wear all the time?
- Matching shirts. / - Matching shirts.
- I made one too. / What? How?
It's called the shirt for singles.
- Shirt for singles? / - Take a look.
A shirt for singles.
- What? / - Hold on.
That's only half a heart.
It's the same as a matching shirt for couples.
This heart is wrapped around my body.
Behind me.
What does this mean?
Minsang's front side loves Minsang's backside.
Gross!
Why are you jeering? Why?
What's wrong with loving myself?
It's a bit far away to kiss.
- Anyway... / - What's wrong with him?
What's wrong with loving myself?
And what else to couples wear all the time?
Rings for couples.
That's why I made a ring for singles.
It looks really nice.
And importantly...
Rings for couples go on the ring finger.
Right? You wear it on this finger.
But my ring for singles
goes on the middle finger.
You wear one
and when couples are bragging about their rings...
Hey! I have a ring too!
Then you can show them the finger it's on!
I have a ring too!
- To the couples... / - Show them your ring!
And this is the most important thing.
- What? / - Single people can't do this.
Be hugged.
You can't do that on your own.
That's why I came up with something.
It's not a backpack.
It's a back-hug-pack!
- What's this? / - Hold on.
You wear it like this. And it has arms...
Gosh, stop it!
Come on...
What is this? Stop it!
But nobody's behind you.
Stop it! There's another use for this.
You can do this. Guess who.
Geez!
Stop it, honey! Come on.
But there's nobody there.
And this thing also has
another incredible function.
If you wear the pack like this...
It's a wrap. Cue the music.
- Geez! / - I love it!
Then the hand goes lower.
Hey, don't touch me there!
Why are you looking at me like I'm pathetic?
Mom, don't watch this.
Sit down!
- What is this? / - Thanks.
That's so pointless! That's why he isn't married.
This is...
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
How nice.
As for me...
I want to live with my wife forever.
But people don't even live for 100 years.
- What was that? / - Why are you relieved?
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I didn't know the ways of the world.
But now...
Thanks to my pretty wife,
I got to learn about many things I didn't know.
Thanks to my wife,
I learned through personal experience
that drinking expired milk
won't give you an upset stomach.
And thanks to my wife,
I learned through personal experience
that you should wear rubber gloves
when doing the dishes, so your hands don't dry out.
And...
Thanks to my wife, I learned how much
you have to spend at a department store
to become a VIP.
I also learned that the parcel delivery guy
in our neighborhood is named Park Daeseung.
My wife is so knowledgeable!
She's not only brainy,
she spends all my money.
You know what's amazing?
I know all this stuff now,
but I still can't figure my wife out.
But I'm so happy!
You don't seem happy.
I have to get home now.
Why?
I got a call from parcel delivery guy, Park Daeseung.
He said the package is too big to fit through our door.
What does that mean?
Dear, what did you buy?
See that, everyone? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(Come On!)
Okay, okay! Everyone, smile!
5, 6, 7, come on!
1, 2, 3...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
3, 4...
- 5, 6, 7, 8. / - Spin them!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Fly, higher!
- 5, 6, 7, 8. / - Careful you don't fly away!
Basic. How about we go out to dinner today?
We'll party all night!
- You don't want to go home? / - Right.
No, no.
- Come on! / - 1, 2...
Down, down.
- Michael! / - Yes?
Why do I gain weight even when I just drink fluids?
That can't be right.
- Did you really just drink fluids? / - Yes.
Soup, broth and milkshakes.
Stick to vegetables.
Moo!
Come on!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Are you a cow?
6, 7, 8.
Basic.
- Down, down. Down, up. / - Dad!
This is my daughter. She's in 3rd grade.
- Hello. / - Say hello.
- Hi. / - Daddy's working. What is it?
My teacher wants to see you.
What kind of trouble did you cause at school?
Why do I have to go there?
Well... It's from that fight with that kid in my class.
You got into a fight?
You got into the fight with him!
He hit me first!
- Geez... / - Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
You're such an embarrassment, dad!
Why? I didn't cry! He did!
Geez...
- Gosh... / - Hey, come on!
- 1, 2, 3... / - Michael!
What is it?
It's so easy to get into college these days.
What?
After one call to my dad,
all the top universities want me to attend.
Which school am I supposed to go to?
- Where should I go? / - Come here.
- The army? / - No, you need to be slapped.
What a jerk.
Come on!
He's the worst.
Take the entrance exam like everyone else!
6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4...
- Michael! / - Yes?
We have to take care of ourselves since we're older.
Of course! Make sure to exercise
and eat lots of healthy foods!
- Did you see my medicine I left on the desk? / - No.
It's supposed to work really fast. Where did it go?
Where's my suppository?
- He ate it. / - It was you.
- He ate it. / - Come on.
- 1... / - He ate it.
- You need to be slapped. / - He ate it.
6, 7, 8. Basic.
Now my partner, Chris,
will teach you self-defense.
Chris, what's your self-defense tip of the day?
This is what you do when someone grabs your shirt.
Just remember these 3 steps.
Lock your fingers, strike and bring your hands down.
Let's try them all at once.
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Basic. 1, 2, 3... / - Michael!
Yes?
- I have a concern. / - What is it?
I got matching tattoos with my boyfriend.
"I love you, Hun."
But we broke up.
How should I get this removed?
No need to get it removed. Just add a bit more.
- What? / - Hold on.
Now what?
"I love you, Na Hoona?"
Hold on!
It's Na Hoona!
If I exercised here
for 5 hours, would you believe me?
Yes!
- Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4... / - For 5 hours.
He can't last 5 hours.
They're all gone.
- Michael. / - Yes?
It hasn't been 5 hours yet.
You're the worst.
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
(So Touching)
Yes, this is Deputy Im.
Yes, I'll email that right away.
Yes? I'll take care of it now. Bye.
- Deputy Im. / - Yes?
This presentation has to be done by today.
Okay, got it.
Deputy Im, you got the invoice signed by the chief?
Oh, right!
- Deputy Im! / - Yes, I'll bring it right now.
Forget that!
- You know that restaurant I frequently go to? / - Yes.
Make a reservation for 7 o'clock.
- A reservation? / - Yeah!
I'm so busy and he makes me do a personal favor?
What's with all the complaining?
No, I wasn't.
I'd like to make a reservation.
At 7 o'clock for Song Jungeun.
- Alright. / - No, it's for Im Jaebaek.
Why me?
It's your wedding anniversary today.
Here. Use this for dinner.
Don't you want to make your wife happy?
Chief!
How did you remember my wedding anniversary?
I was the officiant for your wedding.
Thank you for staying married.
Chief!
I hope you both grow old together!
He officiated for 30 minutes!
Chief!
Don't worry about work. Have fun with your wife.
- Thank you, sir. / - Alright.
- Lucky you. / - Lucky.
Hold on...
Who's going to the meeting with the buyers today?
Oh, that would be me.
- It's you, Manager Jeong? / - Yes.
You forgot an important document last time,
which is why we didn't get the contract.
You'd better not mess up this time!
Yes, I'll do a better job today.
- Do you have the contract? / - Oh, right! That's...
I knew it!
Do I have to do everything for you?
You call yourself a manager?
- Geez... / - I'm sorry, sir.
I'll do a good job.
See? You forgot something again!
Get your head on straight!
It's cold out now.
Wear my coat to the meeting.
Chief!
And that's not all!
I don't want you to walk. Take my car!
He would give up his organs for us!
Chief!
- It's cold out, so take care of yourself. / - Yes, sir.
What's going on?
Hello, Mr. CEO.
We were just working.
Of course you should be working!
Why does this team always have the worst numbers?
We're trying our best.
Trying isn't good enough! I want results!
If this is how you're going to work, leave!
You want us to leave the company?
Go overseas!
You're all taking a vacation.
Sometimes, you need to rest.
Mr. CEO!
Mr. CEO, do we get a vacation bonus?
What? A vacation bonus?
Of course! Sorry I couldn't give you more.
Mr. CEO! You're not going on vacation...
So I won't go either!
How dare you?
If that's how you feel, I'll go instead of you.
Oops!
You want to pat them on the shoulder!
Mr. CEO! Chief! We love you!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the social media stars
that perform feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years!
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
Winter coats for sale.
It's duck down, so it's very warm and light.
Just buy one...
Hey! What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
You can even turn it into a vest.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We will break these tiles with our fist.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
Chilsip.
I got a wart on my knuckle.
So what?
Hit it like this.
- What? / - Huh?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I'll stop writing "Sweetie"
on your social media posts.
No wonder I lost followers!
Then I'll give it a shot.
Good!
(Do not try this at home)
Gupal did it!
Gupal, are you okay?
- We sell lighters too. / - Good!
Hey! You can't sell things here!
Don't be like that. Buy one.
I don't need that! Get out!
Why you...
We have lighters like this too.
Stop messing around and leave!
Come backstage if you want to buy one!
Introducing the next show.
The rising stars! The genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is...
- "Aladdin and the Magic Lamp." / - Great!
Aladdin found an old lamp in a cave.
This is what he said as he looked at the lamp!
It's worth $3.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of a lamp, golf and tape ♪
♪ The best is your best friend ♪
Hey, buddy. I need to borrow some money.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
After Aladdin realized it was a magic lamp,
he said something as he rubbed the lamp...
- To summon the genie! / - Yes!
♪ Rub with your left hand, rub with your right hand ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of a genie, sister and mother ♪
♪ The best is a mini skirt ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Aladdin became king with the genie's help.
- This is what he said to the people! / - Yes!
1 and 3, kiss.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of people, the opposite sex and character ♪
♪ The best is Chinese food ♪
- Food delivery. / - Oh, it's here.
Hold on!
You can't get food delivered here.
Why don't you have some too?
- Really? / - Yes.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Get out!
Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
The next show...
♪ I drank some soju ♪
♪ And now my body looks like this ♪
Who are you?
I want to put on a show.
You can't be up here.
I want to use this and put on a show.
- Get out! / - Hey...
Security!
Who are you? Come with me.
Who are you?
Thor's hammer!
My neck! My neck!
(Martial artist Baek Jaeu)
Hold on.
The other guys did all the hard work.
All you did was yell and do this.
You just said that again.
Fine, I'll do 8 somersaults in the air.
- 8 somersaults in the air? / - Step aside.
Really? Wow.
Rotating my arm!
I guess you were right about that.
Get out!
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Ox knee soup ♪
♪ We just made some ♪
♪ Honestly, you're a conch ♪
Conch! I love conch.
It tastes great dipped in chili paste with vinegar.
- You should grill it in butter. / - Oh, yeah.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Your lips taste great, your lips taste great ♪
- ♪ The perfect snack bar ♪ / - A snack bar?
That reminds me of pizza bread.
- You mean butter bread. / - Wow, butter bread.
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I believe in you, I believe in your mind ♪
♪ Even though it expired a year ago ♪
♪ Even after a year and another year ♪
♪ I'll eat all of this ♪
- Even after 3 years? / - Of course!
It'll be fine with some butter.
You put butter on everything?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Please forget tomorrow ♪
♪ I put on my lipstick like Manila clams ♪
- What? Manila clams? / - I want Manila clams.
Manila clams are great dipped in butter.
It's always butter.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Ring, ring, is this the chicken place? ♪
Chicken place? What kind of chicken?
- Butter chicken. / - Huh?
Does that even exist?
You eat some chicken and then some butter.
That sounds so greasy!
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Marriage means black pork ♪
♪ Love means black pork ♪
♪ My family love Jeju-do black pork ♪
- Black pork on special occasions? / - Of course.
- Black pork with some butter... / - Stop it!
Stop it.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
Everyone, put your hands up and sway.
♪ I made a house out of rice rolls ♪
♪ I even used dumplings for my house ♪
Let's go, guys.
♪ We will tear this down ♪
Tear it down!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol,
operator for a comfortable bed.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong,
operator for soft diapers.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for a digital camera
that will capture your memories.
Buy some cabbage.
They're from Gangwon-do.
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If you want to sleep well...
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- Then... / - Buy some heads.
30 heads of cabbage and you can make enough
kimchi for a family of 4.
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But you don't have to worry about our bed.
And don't worry about the delivery either.
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Infants.
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And our diaper is very easy for newbie dads too.
If the dad still can't figure it out, he's...
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- If you take a close look... / - You can see pores.
That's how high-definition the camera is.
If you zoom in on a photo of your girlfriend...
You'll have nightmares.
You should sleep comfortably.
Let's say your husband tosses and turns a lot.
- You should just... / - Get a new one.
You can get a new lens for this camera.
Try giving our camera to your girlfriend as a gift.
Then she'll be so happy that she'll...
Poop her pants.
A 3-year-old still need diapers.
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- Then your child's stool will be... / - Super king size.
It's very spacious.
Try sleeping on our bed when you're really tired.
- The next day, your body will be... / - Wrinkly.
But our cabbage stays firm even after being salted.
Have them in salt for a day and try tearing off a leaf.
Use them to wipe the butt.
We'll throw in wet tissues too.
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All kids that grew up in our diapers developed...
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So sleep comfortably on our bed instead.
Ladies, if you take a photo with this,
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They're enormous!
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If you buy today, to relieve your fatigue...
We'll throw in a charger.
And for those that talk in their sleep...
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- And as a pillow... / - I'll throw in a radish.
Alright, sir...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang!
Director Jang...
What's going on?
Why do you look so down?
People are writing terrible things about our drama.
Oh... Director Jang.
Everything that's good for you is bitter.
A pro is supposed to take in the bitterness
like it's sweet.
So, what have they been writing?
- Things about you. / - My gosh.
They wish you would drop dead.
My goodness! How disrespectful!
I ought to break off their wrists!
Geez! Those jerks.
You're the best at going back on your word!
Right... Anyway...
I'll work hard so they'd stop writing bad stuff about me.
I'll try harder too.
Hello, director.
- Taehun! / - Yes.
Right, I heard you were insured for $1 million.
- Oh, yes. / - What kind of insurance is it?
My smile is my livelihood.
So I got insurance for my face.
- $1 million for your face? / - Yes.
Wow... That was totally pointless.
- You should rehearse with Ms. Shin. / - Okay.
Taehun.
- You got insurance for your face? / - Yes.
Your face is important, but so is your health.
They have a lot of good insurance plans.
Oh! There's a great one that just came out.
You should think about when you get old.
Are you working two jobs?
- I should think about when I get old too. / - I see.
It's fine. Can you just help me with my acting?
Sure, what's the scene today?
It's an intense love story between car racers.
Car racers?
Then does that mean....
I play a racing model?
No, we're both car racers.
- Oh! We're both car racers? / - Yes.
- I just got into character! / - Oh, okay.
- Let's get started then. / - Okay.
I want you to sit out for this race.
Why are you telling me to sit out?
You're still too young and it's too dangerous.
What?
- Is it because I'm a girl? / - That's right!
You're my girl.
Taehun...
I'm sorry.
Oh, what is it? What? What?
I had no confidence in my acting.
Taehun, that's a good thing.
Nothing looks more arrogant than
when an actor gets too self-obsessed
and into the role.
Even if you're unsure, you have to believe in it.
That's what an actor does.
So how about we have a steamy love scene
with some conviction?
- No thanks. / - My goodness...
He had conviction.
I shouldn't have said all that. Geez...
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
Can we go back to the scene we were doing?
Oh, sure.
Why not?
- Is it because I'm a girl? / - That's right!
You're my girl.
Hold on.
I have something to say to my man.
Taehun...
I'll become your safety belt.
Don't get injured in the race.
You have to come back in one piece.
- I'll be waiting for you... / - Ms. Shin.
In the script, you're supposed to be in disbelief.
What are you doing?
My goodness!
- That wasn't in here. / - I got a bit too into it!
- It says disbelief? / - Yes.
Disbelief, yet happy inside.
How do I portray disbelief, yet happy inside?
Like this?
What are you thinking?
Yes.
I can't help laughing!
- Very nice. / - Ms. Shin!
- Hey, Nami. / - Hey, Taehun.
Geez...
- The director wants you. / - Really?
- Thank you, Ms. Shin. / - Taehun...
Taehun! Taehun!
- Geez... / - Ms. Shin.
I had a shoot at Ulleungdo, so I bought some squid.
I have weak teeth. Why did you buy this?
- Alright then... / - Give me that.
I'll chew it all up.
- Hey. / - Yes?
Didn't you bring any dipping sauces for this?
Oh, I forgot to.
- Hey! / - Yes?
You didn't bring any sauces? You're so thoughtless.
Thoughtless people get chewed out
even when they give gifts.
Alright... Can you help me with my acting?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Just eat what you're given!
Why are you talking back?
But...
I like having my squid with dipping sauces.
And I got a root canal recently.
Those were lines, Ms. Shin.
Goodness, hey!
My gosh... You were so disrespectful,
that I got scared.
My gosh... That hurts my pride!
- Keep running your mouth. / - Okay.
Just eat what you're given!
Why are you talking back?
Miss...
This is too old to eat, miss.
Are you defying me?
Just eat it.
But... This expired 1 year ago.
How am I supposed to eat this?
Are you kidding me?
Hey... Get out.
Get out!
You're so cruel, miss.
I can't take this any longer.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me stretch your legs apart?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I stretch them that hard?
Someone might think...
I'm Jeong Dongnam tearing a telephone book.
Young people these days are so scary.
They're so scary!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me pull your legs apart several times?
Ms. Shin.
What's with this dinosaur?
- It's me. / - Oh, it's you.
- Ms. Shin. / - Director Jang.
- That internet troll. / - Yeah!
We tracked this person down through their user ID.
- You did? I'll get this person! / - The user ID...
Is "Stop it!"
Nami, did you write that I should drop dead?
My goodness...
I'm going to get you for this!
Ms. Shin!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this heated mat.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello! Buy a heated mat to keep warm.
That's right, people.
What are you most worried about
when you use heated mats?
- Fire hazard. / - Right.
But Yoo Minsang's heated mat
turns on when you lie down on it
and turns off when you get off of it.
I think I should demonstrate.
Just a second...
Let's say I lie down on the mat.
Yoo Minsang's heated mat is on.
Amazing, right? And when I sit up...
- Yoo Minsang, get off. / - What?
That didn't sound right.
I said get off, Minsang!
- Get off! / - Hey!
What's wrong with this thing?
It finally turned off... Yoo Minsang's...
Hold on.
- Heated mat. / - Oh, right.
- Right. / - It needs to be fixed.
You all know that red clay is good for you.
That's why we have a red clay heated mat.
- Let me show you all. / - Red clay.
I'll show you how much red clay is on this thing.
So much red clay!
That's more like a yellow dust mat!
That's why it's surprising.
Alright.
Now we'll bring in our tester Kim Suyeong
and talk to him.
Come on out.
Hello.
I'm the tester, Kim Suyeong.
I'll show you all how fast
Yoo Minsang's heated mat heats up.
First, you pour some water in.
Then you press the button.
Let me lie down on the mat now.
It's sturdy.
So hot!
It got hot in an instant!
This is how you cook instant noodles...
- With Yoo Minsang's heated mat! / - What?
Hold on! What did you make in there?
- It's mine! / - What?
Hey!
He just came here to eat, right?
Let us tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's heated mat also has
an ASMR function to help you sleep at night.
It's amazing.
The sound of grasshoppers is good for sleeping.
- Right. / - That's why our heated mat...
Is filled with bugs like...
Centipedes, cockroaches, millipedes,
tarantulas and all sorts of bugs.
Do those bugs even make noises?
You'll sleep very well.
What are you talking about?
And Yoo Minsang's heated mat
also has a massaging function.
- Let us show you. Don't be surprised. / - Yes.
It's very comfortable.
Take a look.
It'll press all your acupressure points.
It looks like it'll pierce your acupressure points.
And that's not all.
- It's actually much colder this year. / - Right.
People will be worried about their heating bills.
But you won't have to worry about
your electricity bill with Yoo Minsang's heated mat.
It can generate power on its own.
Allow us to show you.
Bring in the tester.
- Take a look. / - What's this?
It's being charged now.
It's really being charged.
- It's going up. / - All done.
You can go to sleep now.
Isn't that simple, people?
Get back on the bike.
- It's going down. / - It's going down. Get on the bike.
Get on that bike.
It charges up really fast.
- It's good now. / - You can get off.
There.
- It's going down! / - Get on the bike.
It's going down!
It's charging again.
Alright, you're good!
Is this how it puts people to sleep?
- You fall right asleep. / - He passed out.
- Right? / - Yes.
Let's cut to a commercial break.
♪ You want to share it ♪
♪ When you're with good people ♪
♪ Have a fragrant smile with Gag Gum ♪
♪ When it comes to gum ♪
Yoo Minsang's heated pad.
How is this gum? Try chewing on it.
Chew on this!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's spicy fish stew.
It's a heated mat!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
- Is it your birthday? / - I'm sorry, boss.
You got a bit carried away.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple magic hat trick.
I have a hat here.
And there's nothing inside it.
Let me say the magic word now.
Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
Wow!
It's a pigeon. Amazing, right?
Oh, come on! That's not magic!
Your tricks are all rigged! That isn't magic!
Geez...
- Hold this. / - Right? Right?
Geez...
Right?
- That's not magic. / - You, chatty guy.
- Come up on stage. / - Hold on.
Come on, come on.
You're quite the speaker. Did you take classes?
No.
Take a look here.
Can you say the magic word now?
- Abra... / - Hold on. Abra...
Abracadabra!
Something amazing will happen.
Say the magic word louder.
Abracadabra!
Abra... Abracadabra!
- Hold on. / - Amazing, right?
- Very amazing. / - Amazing, right?
- Enjoy the rest of the show. / - Okay.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now...
It's time for the highlight of our show.
For this amazing trick, I'll compress a person.
I need my helper. Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
Yes, boss.
Bring in our prop.
As you can see...
We have a box with nothing inside it.
And this part goes in and out.
Is there anyone here
that wants to be compressed?
Since there are no volunteers...
I'll pick someone.
Who should we compress?
Don't look away.
Did you do something wrong?
I'll bring up this person.
Come on up.
Alright.
Have you ever been inside a box like this?
No? You will today.
Come on. Get in there.
Step inside.
Get in there.
Who did you come with? A friend?
Wave to your friend.
You'll have to say good-bye eventually.
Alright then.
I'll close this door.
Let's turn this box around.
So they see that nothing's fishy.
1, 2, 3.
You turn it around.
This is the first time
we'll be compressing a person.
I'm not sure if I should do this to her.
Sorry about this.
Abra... Abra...
Don't push back. You'll hurt yourself.
Abracadabra!
Sorry about that.
Abra... Abra...
Hold on. Stop pushing back. You'll get hurt.
Geez...
You're really giving me trouble.
Abracadabra!
Bye-bye. Abracadabra!
Abra...
I didn't know it was this hard to compress a person.
Alright then.
We should bring her back.
Abra... Abra...
There.
This is the first time
we compressed a human being.
And now she's back to normal!
So then! Let's all say
the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Wow.
Are you okay?
Good, good.
Thankfully, she's a healthy person.
You can go sit down.
I'm sure you'll remember this. Give her a hand.
To make this trick more amazing...
I'll compress Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
I'm going to compress Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
Get in there please.
Now I'll close this door.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun, are you ready?
Yes, boss!
Alright, I'm going to compress you!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
How does it look so far?
Abracadabra!
Boss, can you see me?
I don't see a thing.
Nobody here knows what happened!
Applause!
Wow!